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	1.	Did We Ever Catch the Slenderman? 01:26		buy track
	2.	Did We Ever Close the Gamer Gate? 02:44		buy track
	3.	I Think We Should Reboot a Lot More Things 01:37		buy track
	4.	I'm Glad That Everyone Has a Podcast 00:59		buy track
	5.	I Think That the Dress Is White and Gold. 01:40		buy track
	6.	I'm Glad That Our Children Know What Twerking Is 01:23		buy track
	7.	I Think We Need More Spinoffs and Sequels 01:30		buy track
	8.	I Need Origin Stories for Every Movie. Even the Bad Ones. Especially the Bad Ones. 02:56		buy track
	9.	We'll Blame Jennifer Aniston's Pregnancy for Why Families No Longer Talk at the Dinner Table. 02:04		buy track
	10.	When People Come Back from the Dead in Tv and Movies, It Reminds Me That Everyone Can Write. 01:58		buy track
	11.	We're All Clearly Better off for Having Paris Hilton as a Role Model. 01:38		buy track
	12.	I'm Glad That I Have to Openly Like My Body All of the Time or I Am Shaming Myself. 02:41		buy track
	13.	People Complain About the Lack of Hover Boards Despite Not Knowing How Moving Walkways Work. 01:57		buy track
	14.	I Think Everyone Should Be Nicer to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. 00:53		buy track
	15.	See, 1990? Billy Ray Cyrus Wasn't the End of the World. 01:53		buy track
	16.	I'm Glad That There Are Retakes During the Making of Reality Tv. 02:33		buy track
	17.	We All Got Mad at Milli Vanilli and Subsequently Brought Substance and Integrity Back to Music. 03:38		buy track
	18.	I'm Glad That I Can Consult the Internet to Know If Everyone is on Fleek or Not. 04:50		buy track
	19.	I'm Thankful We All Praise Our Own "Game" and Then Complain About the Marginalization of Others. 01:27		buy track

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